Is there a Full Moon out tonight?
Me: "Type in Modem Madness. That's 2 words."
Them: "Is there a space in 'Modem Madness'?"
Me: "...uh, yeah..." Them: "m-a-d-d-n-e-s-s?"
Me: "..only one 'd' in Madness.."
Them: "Is that supposed to be capitalized?"
Me: ".......yes...."
Them: "Do I put the phone number in here?"
Me: "...No, that's a little later...."
Them: "I don't know if you can tell, but I'm pretty dumb when it comes to this stuff..."