First Call of the Day

Them: "What the hell is wrong with you people? Do you realize how much you SUCK!? I can't stand how bad this service is!!! It's slow, I can't get online, and now it says my password is invalid!? What is your explanation for it, huh? WHat kind of excuse do you have for it you sunova b***h!?"

Me: *type in their account name...* "Well, sir, it says here you are past due 2 months and owe us $39.90, and so your account was shut off."

Them: ".....>click<"